Revenge of the Sunfish

Oh boy...
How do I even begin with this game?

Ok so there's this game called Revenge of the Sunfish.  To give you an idea of gameplay it is basically Microsoft Paint crossed with Adobe Flash.  Click this link to go to it's website's download section.  I warn you....it's painful.  There's pretty much no coherence to any of the levels, and the levels last about 10 seconds each.

Here we see the Sunfish headed for Earth....

...and here we see the Sunfish conquering the Earth...

...and here is an actual level in the game...

...you have to have an intimate time with your keyboard...

...I tell you this game is a piece of work

In this game you take control of a plethora of characters.  They range from spaghetti looking blobs of crap to a very poorly drawn stick figure.  The levels are quite colorful and it's hard to discern the floor from the backdrop.  Some of the...no...most of the levels have nothing to do with taking the Earth back, as you can see with the keyboard getting pleasured, with a Pleasure Meter to top it off.  Sometimes you can shoot, and others you just have to die to go to the next level.  This "game" is quite the trip.  You can coast through most of the game by just dying because it takes you to the next level anyway.  For whatever reason, the author, Jacob W. Buczynski, considers this a "feature."  These game mechanics just keep catching me off guard.